








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 268 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
769 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,438 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 786 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1007 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 839 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 806 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $275,764 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 51 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | jK | 50% | 12 |
| #14 | RYU//HYPED | 50% | 18 |
| #15 | Tobič | 43% | 7 |
| #16 | cockrox | 40% | 5 |
| #17 | Shocky* | 36% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sparkYY | 2 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | k1nG. <3 | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | RYU//HYPED | 1 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | alphawho? | 1 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | jK | 1 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sparkYY | 91 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #2 | k1nG. <3 | 83 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #3 | RYU//HYPED | 67 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | Shocky* | 62 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | jK | 40 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | haX | +3.74 | 76 | 72 |
| #2 | ćremič | +2.49 | 79 | 56 |
| #3 | RYU//HYPED | +1.20 | 71 | 73 |
| #4 | jK | +0.82 | 72 | 70 |
| #5 | Matič | +0.64 | 64 | 61 |





