








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1842 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 779 matches | ||
| Faceit | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 102 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10619 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 46,650 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11065 | 24% |
| Smokes | 13179 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 11330 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 11076 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,002,914 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 553 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kORNY | 51% | 143 |
| #2 | RYU//HYPED | 51% | 238 |
| #3 | pik | 50% | 88 |
| #4 | alphawho? | 49% | 298 |
| #5 | ToBrokén | 49% | 121 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | sparkYY | 46% | 225 |
| #8 | dOwNeY | 45% | 55 |
| #9 | *FUCHS* | 43% | 77 |
| #10 | Nimble | 42% | 102 |
| #11 | Tommi | 39% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k1nG. <3 | 13 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | RYU//HYPED | 12 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | sparkYY | 11 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | alphawho? | 10 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | kORNY | 6 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k1nG. <3 | 1381 | 0.20 | 30 min |
| #2 | RYU//HYPED | 975 | 0.19 | 27 min |
| #3 | sparkYY | 959 | 0.20 | 24 min |
| #4 | alphawho? | 642 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #5 | ToBrokén | 440 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ToBrokén | +4.07 | 89 | 70 |
| #2 | RYU//HYPED | +1.83 | 72 | 76 |
| #3 | alphawho? | +0.94 | 72 | 62 |
| #4 | Shocky* | +0.47 | 60 | 75 |
| #5 | dOwNeY | -0.43 | 57 | 64 |





