








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 214 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 124 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2017 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,120 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2987 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2933 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2708 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2492 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $696,013 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | froKo (◣ ◢) | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | hazn | 57% | 21 |
| #3 | Béríč | 52% | 98 |
| #4 | voltagel0l | 50% | 30 |
| #5 | Tobič | 50% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | haX | 48% | 61 |
| #8 | ćremič | 47% | 64 |
| #9 | SMASH | 46% | 26 |
| #10 | Phantič | 43% | 67 |
| #11 | !? | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tobič | 9 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Béríč | 8 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | haX | 8 | 0.0064 |
| #4 | Matič | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Phantič | 4 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Béríč | 292 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #2 | Tobič | 219 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | Phantič | 201 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #4 | Matič | 151 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | haX | 91 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hazn | +2.24 | 54 | 79 |
| #2 | froKo (◣ ◢) | +1.04 | 59 | 75 |
| #3 | ćremič | +1.03 | 75 | 55 |
| #4 | haX | +0.73 | 82 | 63 |
| #5 | Tobič | +0.45 | 82 | 62 |





