








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 418 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 111 matches | ||
| Premier | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2159 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,939 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2523 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2284 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1610 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2522 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $618,816 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 229 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Smuli_Yöpyöriset | 57% | 58 |
| #9 | Wallheck | 55% | 31 |
| #10 | autism terminal | 53% | 19 |
| #11 | MUSTA JORI | 52% | 29 |
| #12 | stewstepbro | 50% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tuhnu | 224 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #2 | nipa:D | 200 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #3 | Smuli_Yöpyöriset | 134 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | wagwan | 69 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | kElis | 64 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | autism terminal | +1.73 | 92 | 58 |
| #2 | Tuhnu | +1.63 | 83 | 53 |
| #3 | nipa:D | +1.20 | 71 | 73 |
| #4 | Lapatti | +0.49 | 74 | 67 |
| #5 | Wallheck | +0.34 | 77 | 60 |





