








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 196 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1185 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,253 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1004 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2009 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2125 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1115 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,118,999 of utility $260 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 70 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GF | NeKo | 58% | 12 |
| #2 | Ace | 55% | 29 |
| #3 | Kave_in | 52% | 158 |
| #4 | Saviner | 51% | 90 |
| #5 | JSuss | 50% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | JSuss | 50% | 18 |
| #6 | Reyicel | 48% | 153 |
| #7 | GrandPa(nda) | 48% | 174 |
| #8 | Beatboxbandit | 46% | 46 |
| #9 | Yueker | 44% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reyicel | 10 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | GrandPa(nda) | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Kave_in | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #4 | Saviner | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | Yueker | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reyicel | 1238 | 0.39 | 34 min |
| #2 | GrandPa(nda) | 414 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #3 | Kave_in | 232 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #4 | Beatboxbandit | 116 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | Ace | 104 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reyicel | +3.52 | 72 | 69 |
| #2 | Kave_in | +3.31 | 72 | 59 |
| #3 | JSuss | +1.86 | 69 | 56 |
| #4 | Ace | -0.59 | 47 | 65 |
| #5 | Beatboxbandit | -0.80 | 48 | 55 |





