








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 607 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 175 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3027 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,206 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1445 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2468 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2170 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2123 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,290,364 of utility $214 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 338 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ace | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | Beatboxbandit | 53% | 107 |
| #3 | TheGreySeawolf | 52% | 158 |
| #4 | Reyicel | 50% | 231 |
| #5 | Saviner | 49% | 161 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Reyicel | 50% | 231 |
| #5 | Saviner | 49% | 161 |
| #6 | GrandPa(nda) | 49% | 232 |
| #7 | JSuss | 46% | 24 |
| #8 | Yueker | 45% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reyicel | 15 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | GrandPa(nda) | 9 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | TheGreySeawolf | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Saviner | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Yueker | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reyicel | 1818 | 0.37 | 49 min |
| #2 | GrandPa(nda) | 492 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #3 | Beatboxbandit | 239 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #4 | TheGreySeawolf | 222 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #5 | JSuss | 85 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kave_in | +3.09 | 75 | 58 |
| #2 | Reyicel | +2.94 | 68 | 71 |
| #3 | Ace | +0.23 | 45 | 72 |
| #4 | Beatboxbandit | -0.13 | 51 | 55 |
| #5 | JSuss | -0.63 | 54 | 63 |





