








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 116 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 155 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1874 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,927 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1547 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2119 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1505 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1756 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $693,369 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 421 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rafael_Peder | 53% | 51 |
| #2 | ǝʞᴉǝH | 53% | 19 |
| #3 | iCantStop | 49% | 68 |
| #4 | marius | 48% | 81 |
| #5 | Tob | 47% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | iCantStop | 49% | 68 |
| #4 | marius | 48% | 81 |
| #5 | Tob | 47% | 36 |
| #6 | MotoMoto | 45% | 11 |
| #7 | Bendik | 45% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rafael_Peder | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | ǝʞᴉǝH | 4 | 0.0099 |
| #3 | Bendik | 3 | 0.0061 |
| #4 | marius | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | iCantStop | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | marius | 231 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #2 | iCantStop | 143 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | ǝʞᴉǝH | 109 | 0.27 | 3 min |
| #4 | Bendik | 108 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #5 | Tob | 96 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bendik | +1.93 | 68 | 77 |
| #2 | marius | +0.90 | 82 | 57 |
| #3 | ǝʞᴉǝH | +0.67 | 73 | 54 |
| #4 | iCantStop | -0.34 | 61 | 63 |
| #5 | Tob | -0.55 | 71 | 57 |





