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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 122 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
769 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,346 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1120 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1007 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1166 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1053 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $216,880 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 68 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DevotedG | 61% | 18 |
| #2 | Gon fet | 61% | 28 |
| #3 | Grakron | 54% | 89 |
| #4 | Shr1ke | 51% | 61 |
| #5 | Orengelo | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Grakron | 54% | 89 |
| #4 | Shr1ke | 51% | 61 |
| #5 | Orengelo | 50% | 8 |
| #6 | PotatoFiend | 50% | 52 |
| #7 | St1mple | 43% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PotatoFiend | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | St1mple | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Shr1ke | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Gon fet | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Orengelo | 1 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shr1ke | 170 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #2 | Grakron | 126 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | PotatoFiend | 109 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | Gon fet | 43 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | St1mple | 39 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shr1ke | +2.94 | 56 | 72 |
| #2 | Grakron | +1.40 | 82 | 55 |
| #3 | PotatoFiend | +1.06 | 45 | 59 |
| #4 | FowFox | -0.69 | 47 | 66 |
| #5 | Gon fet | -3.18 | 25 | 53 |





