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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 330 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1700 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,526 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2346 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3233 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2067 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2880 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $606,624 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 505 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Orengelo | 71% | 17 |
| #2 | DevotedG | 57% | 72 |
| #3 | Grakron | 54% | 182 |
| #4 | FowFox | 51% | 61 |
| #5 | PotatoFiend | 51% | 174 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Grakron | 54% | 182 |
| #4 | FowFox | 51% | 61 |
| #5 | PotatoFiend | 51% | 174 |
| #6 | Gon fet | 50% | 70 |
| #7 | St1mple | 47% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | St1mple | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Grakron | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | PotatoFiend | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | DevotedG | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | FowFox | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PotatoFiend | 318 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #2 | Grakron | 232 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #3 | FowFox | 134 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | Gon fet | 86 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | St1mple | 79 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shr1ke | +2.87 | 59 | 73 |
| #2 | Grakron | +1.10 | 82 | 52 |
| #3 | PotatoFiend | +0.22 | 46 | 57 |
| #4 | FowFox | -1.09 | 44 | 66 |
| #5 | Orengelo | -1.72 | 68 | 72 |





