








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 589 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 346 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 66 matches | ||
| Premier | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




58 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4744 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,784 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5404 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2947 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 4669 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4764 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,677,711 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 271 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tin | 91% | 130 |
| #2 | KAGE | 88% | 259 |
| #3 | SN | 86% | 243 |
| #4 | NellaFniKwohC | 83% | 187 |
| #5 | HERTZ | 83% | 565 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 叻叻✌️✌ | 129 | 0.0132 |
| #2 | HERTZ | 98 | 0.0095 |
| #3 | KAGE | 79 | 0.0167 |
| #4 | MING | 28 | 0.0086 |
| #5 | Haruno Sakura(Kid) | 23 | 0.0071 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HERTZ | 3771 | 0.36 | 94 min |
| #2 | 叻叻✌️✌ | 2654 | 0.27 | 53 min |
| #3 | KAGE | 1254 | 0.26 | 31 min |
| #4 | NellaFniKwohC | 767 | 0.23 | 18 min |
| #5 | MING | 716 | 0.22 | 18 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HERTZ | +5.90 | 92 | 77 |
| #2 | SN | +5.67 | 96 | 69 |
| #3 | Tin | +4.84 | 92 | 76 |
| #4 | kenny | +3.47 | 90 | 44 |
| #5 | KAGE | +3.09 | 92 | 65 |





