








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 152 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 252 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3064 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,500 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3335 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1791 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2583 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1791 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,190,459 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tin | 86% | 59 |
| #2 | 恶意跑打 | 83% | 72 |
| #3 | NellaFniKwohC | 83% | 120 |
| #4 | KAGE | 83% | 53 |
| #5 | SN | 83% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 叻叻✌️✌ | 44 | 0.0119 |
| #2 | HERTZ | 33 | 0.0085 |
| #3 | MING | 24 | 0.0082 |
| #4 | KAGE | 15 | 0.0145 |
| #5 | Ash1ey | 11 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HERTZ | 1469 | 0.38 | 37 min |
| #2 | 叻叻✌️✌ | 1136 | 0.31 | 22 min |
| #3 | MING | 633 | 0.22 | 15 min |
| #4 | NellaFniKwohC | 613 | 0.27 | 14 min |
| #5 | SN | 312 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HERTZ | +7.35 | 93 | 72 |
| #2 | SN | +6.83 | 97 | 69 |
| #3 | Tin | +5.79 | 90 | 76 |
| #4 | KAGE | +4.04 | 94 | 64 |
| #5 | 叻叻✌️✌ | +3.52 | 94 | 50 |





