








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 817 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 235 matches | ||
| Premier | 143 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




132 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8252 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,222 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7314 | 33% |
| Smokes | 5851 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3931 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 5126 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,254,244 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1107 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 恶意跑打 | 92% | 196 |
| #2 | HERTZ | 91% | 476 |
| #3 | Tin | 90% | 202 |
| #4 | 叻叻✌️✌ | 89% | 470 |
| #5 | ZZZ | 89% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 叻叻✌️✌ | 90 | 0.0106 |
| #2 | HERTZ | 60 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | Ash1ey | 17 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | 恶意跑打 | 15 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | Tin | 13 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HERTZ | 3223 | 0.39 | 80 min |
| #2 | 叻叻✌️✌ | 2132 | 0.25 | 43 min |
| #3 | NellaFniKwohC | 945 | 0.21 | 22 min |
| #4 | Tin | 658 | 0.18 | 20 min |
| #5 | 恶意跑打 | 655 | 0.19 | 16 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HERTZ | +5.72 | 92 | 74 |
| #2 | SN | +4.81 | 96 | 70 |
| #3 | Tin | +4.26 | 91 | 69 |
| #4 | KAGE | +2.87 | 92 | 64 |
| #5 | 恶意跑打 | +2.73 | 61 | 68 |





