








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1536 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 205 matches | ||
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7691 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,273 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5440 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4234 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3019 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 4580 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,580,450 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 362 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chuchub | 93% | 71 |
| #2 | 恶意跑打 | 91% | 127 |
| #3 | MING | 90% | 100 |
| #4 | ZZZ | 89% | 113 |
| #5 | Tin | 89% | 164 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 叻叻✌️✌ | 72 | 0.0100 |
| #2 | HERTZ | 53 | 0.0082 |
| #3 | KAGE | 41 | 0.0093 |
| #4 | Ash1ey | 15 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | NellaFniKwohC | 14 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HERTZ | 2336 | 0.36 | 57 min |
| #2 | 叻叻✌️✌ | 1819 | 0.25 | 37 min |
| #3 | NellaFniKwohC | 1091 | 0.25 | 25 min |
| #4 | KAGE | 998 | 0.23 | 25 min |
| #5 | Tin | 463 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SN | +5.59 | 97 | 70 |
| #2 | HERTZ | +5.21 | 92 | 73 |
| #3 | Tin | +3.93 | 87 | 71 |
| #4 | 叻叻✌️✌ | +2.46 | 94 | 53 |
| #5 | KAGE | +2.44 | 92 | 64 |





