








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 721 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 228 matches | ||
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5522 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,157 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9947 | 34% |
| Smokes | 7306 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5367 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 6537 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,004,302 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KAGE | 89% | 254 |
| #2 | Tin | 88% | 230 |
| #3 | 恶意跑打 | 88% | 247 |
| #4 | HERTZ | 87% | 382 |
| #5 | SN | 86% | 242 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 叻叻✌️✌ | 64 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | KAGE | 36 | 0.0081 |
| #3 | HERTZ | 33 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | Tin | 20 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | Ash1ey | 14 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HERTZ | 2394 | 0.36 | 59 min |
| #2 | 叻叻✌️✌ | 1770 | 0.24 | 37 min |
| #3 | KAGE | 984 | 0.22 | 25 min |
| #4 | 恶意跑打 | 839 | 0.20 | 20 min |
| #5 | Tin | 693 | 0.18 | 22 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HERTZ | +5.78 | 92 | 74 |
| #2 | SN | +5.58 | 97 | 71 |
| #3 | Tin | +4.62 | 91 | 69 |
| #4 | 恶意跑打 | +2.99 | 59 | 69 |
| #5 | KAGE | +2.94 | 92 | 66 |





