








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 263 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 168 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2260 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,858 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1541 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1441 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1464 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1412 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $765,782 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 263 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TruZt | トラスト | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | ZpZpZp | 67% | 12 |
| #3 | Red plastic mug with a hand | 63% | 46 |
| #4 | Sarrkey | 57% | 54 |
| #5 | Gizzy | 52% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | DrNameless | 44% | 133 |
| #8 | Peapod cs.money | 43% | 80 |
| #9 | Baki | 40% | 60 |
| #10 | edgy | 40% | 48 |
| #11 | -X1_ | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DrNameless | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #2 | Peapod cs.money | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | Baki | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DrNameless | 590 | 0.20 | 15 min |
| #2 | Baki | 136 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | Sarrkey | 126 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | Red plastic mug with a hand | 125 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | edgy | 103 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TruZt | トラスト | +4.44 | 65 | 89 |
| #2 | Derezero :D ™ | +2.92 | 89 | 63 |
| #3 | ZpZpZp | +2.51 | 71 | 53 |
| #4 | -X1_ | +0.69 | 81 | 70 |
| #5 | Peapod cs.money | +0.08 | 88 | 39 |





