








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 356 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 278 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2306 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,778 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2208 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2687 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2658 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3225 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,099,342 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | FreddØ | 48% | 23 |
| #5 | LTU | 48% | 84 |
| #6 | Peapod cs.money | 45% | 220 |
| #7 | edgy | 45% | 152 |
| #8 | Derezero :D ™ | 40% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DrNameless | 1231 | 0.20 | 31 min |
| #2 | edgy | 340 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #3 | LTU | 200 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | Derezero :D ™ | 197 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #5 | Peapod cs.money | 149 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Derezero :D ™ | +2.65 | 90 | 62 |
| #2 | ZpZpZp | +0.87 | 75 | 56 |
| #3 | LTU | +0.81 | 76 | 63 |
| #4 | DrNameless | +0.73 | 61 | 67 |
| #5 | Peapod cs.money | +0.59 | 88 | 40 |





