








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 610 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 569 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5240 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,885 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1775 | 13% |
| Smokes | 3947 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4122 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 4041 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,443,683 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 653 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZpZpZp | 61% | 44 |
| #2 | N3O | 60% | 43 |
| #3 | JoeToAChainsaw | 54% | 50 |
| #4 | FreddØ | 49% | 57 |
| #5 | DrNameless | 48% | 527 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | DrNameless | 48% | 527 |
| #6 | LTU | 47% | 102 |
| #7 | Baki | 45% | 220 |
| #8 | edgy | 45% | 246 |
| #9 | Derezero :D ™ | 43% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DrNameless | 7 | 0.0006 |
| #2 | Baki | 2 | 0.0004 |
| #3 | edgy | 1 | 0.0002 |
| #4 | LTU | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | JoeToAChainsaw | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DrNameless | 2333 | 0.20 | 61 min |
| #2 | edgy | 527 | 0.09 | 14 min |
| #3 | Baki | 496 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #4 | Derezero :D ™ | 274 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #5 | LTU | 222 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Derezero :D ™ | +2.57 | 89 | 63 |
| #2 | ZpZpZp | +2.31 | 72 | 54 |
| #3 | N3O | +0.89 | 75 | 60 |
| #4 | Peapod cs.money | +0.49 | 87 | 44 |
| #5 | LTU | +0.38 | 76 | 68 |





