








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1740 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 982 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 107 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9792 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 44,922 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11723 | 26% |
| Smokes | 11927 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 11648 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 9624 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,701,862 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 651 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZpZpZp | 60% | 88 |
| #2 | Baki | 49% | 288 |
| #3 | FreddØ | 49% | 65 |
| #4 | Jaake | 49% | 126 |
| #5 | N3O | 49% | 169 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Peapod cs.money | 48% | 527 |
| #9 | RyanJK | 47% | 101 |
| #10 | JoeToAChainsaw | 46% | 113 |
| #11 | Derezero :D ™ | 44% | 133 |
| #12 | Vincenzo Santorini #1 | 43% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LTU | 10 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | RyanJK | 8 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | N3O | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Peapod cs.money | 4 | 0.0003 |
| #5 | Baki | 3 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | edgy | 735 | 0.10 | 19 min |
| #2 | Baki | 634 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| #3 | LTU | 601 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| #4 | Derezero :D ™ | 440 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #5 | N3O | 428 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Derezero :D ™ | +2.39 | 89 | 63 |
| #2 | ZpZpZp | +1.86 | 72 | 53 |
| #3 | Jaake | +1.07 | 84 | 54 |
| #4 | LTU | +0.62 | 77 | 66 |
| #5 | Peapod cs.money | +0.45 | 87 | 43 |





