








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 262 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 51 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1038 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,010 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 664 | 22% |
| Smokes | 873 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 761 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 712 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $395,397 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 65 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c4ppy🚀 | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | .d0mi | 67% | 6 |
| #3 | sHrox ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ | 65% | 17 |
| #4 | .# Astro xD | 64% | 11 |
| #5 | flow | 58% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | Ltd_Ford | 40% | 5 |
| #15 | KulliC | 40% | 5 |
| #16 | Nevermind | 39% | 18 |
| #17 | SWiiZZ skinport.com | 38% | 13 |
| #18 | IndydaRuler | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _Redlock | 2 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | KulliC | 1 | 0.0116 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tagami | 163 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #2 | .xQ* | 108 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | SexyhAs | 87 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | Nevermind | 77 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #5 | itsraffi | 56 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .d0mi | +2.91 | 93 | 83 |
| #2 | Tagami | +2.67 | 75 | 73 |
| #3 | c4ppy🚀 | +2.03 | 81 | 74 |
| #4 | deltaaa | +1.91 | 73 | 65 |
| #5 | _Redlock | +1.57 | 51 | 58 |





