








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1081 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 517 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 106 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8047 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,952 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2382 | 11% |
| Smokes | 5772 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 7192 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 5606 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,920,293 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 164 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Cat named Dog | 46% | 65 |
| #7 | ControL | 45% | 111 |
| #8 | Ltd_Ford | 44% | 617 |
| #9 | Staubi | 43% | 488 |
| #10 | IndydaRuler | 42% | 435 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KulliC | 37 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Ltd_Ford | 34 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | IndydaRuler | 16 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Staubi | 12 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Monkbonk01 | 6 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KulliC | 1352 | 0.11 | 41 min |
| #2 | Ltd_Ford | 547 | 0.04 | 16 min |
| #3 | Staubi | 422 | 0.04 | 13 min |
| #4 | xlock3 | 300 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #5 | Monkbonk01 | 199 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _Redlock | +5.32 | 56 | 59 |
| #2 | flow | +4.39 | 74 | 78 |
| #3 | xlock3 | +1.73 | 54 | 78 |
| #4 | KulliC | +0.32 | 67 | 65 |
| #5 | ControL | -0.80 | 39 | 58 |





