








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 86 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 262 matches | ||
| Premier | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3854 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,255 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3640 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3750 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4805 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 4060 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $508,921 of utility $70 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 17 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .# Astro xD | 71% | 17 |
| #2 | T I G 3 R | 69% | 26 |
| #3 | .d0mi | 62% | 50 |
| #4 | c4ppy🚀 | 60% | 40 |
| #5 | itsraffi | 57% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | .xQ* | 55% | 231 |
| #9 | Nevermind | 54% | 59 |
| #10 | SWiiZZ skinport.com | 53% | 40 |
| #11 | yung lemaus | 52% | 21 |
| #12 | sHrox ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ | 49% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yung lemaus | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | T I G 3 R | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SexyhAs | 507 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #2 | .xQ* | 488 | 0.09 | 14 min |
| #3 | .d0mi | 319 | 0.28 | 10 min |
| #4 | Nevermind | 213 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #5 | itsraffi | 185 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SexyhAs | +1.52 | 89 | 66 |
| #2 | Tagami | +1.50 | 78 | 72 |
| #3 | .d0mi | +0.66 | 87 | 71 |
| #4 | c4ppy🚀 | +0.38 | 88 | 62 |
| #5 | .xQ* | -0.16 | 81 | 74 |





