








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 835 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 191 matches | ||
| Premier | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Renown | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 149 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6023 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,135 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7038 | 26% |
| Smokes | 7543 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 7129 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 5425 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,183,430 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 705 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NervööSP | 56% | 45 |
| #2 | jacka | 55% | 49 |
| #3 | i'm potato | 54% | 116 |
| #4 | atte | 54% | 63 |
| #5 | tuluppu | 53% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | ✪Heke | 45% | 67 |
| #15 | Turbo? | 45% | 47 |
| #16 | Taateli | 43% | 63 |
| #17 | ❀ mimi ❀ | 42% | 143 |
| #18 | Artsi | 38% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MahtiLimppu | 14 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | EKstrs | 10 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | ❀ mimi ❀ | 9 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | i'm potato | 6 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | tuluppu | 6 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MahtiLimppu | 642 | 0.10 | 17 min |
| #2 | i'm potato | 480 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #3 | tuluppu | 383 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #4 | Kaladin 폭풍의 축복 | 380 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #5 | EKstrs | 372 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EKstrs | +4.30 | 88 | 71 |
| #2 | i'm potato | +3.70 | 81 | 72 |
| #3 | jacka | +1.75 | 78 | 77 |
| #4 | NervööSP | +0.69 | 71 | 66 |
| #5 | Hippuli | +0.64 | 81 | 69 |





