








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 54 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 133 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2618 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,124 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2945 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2765 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2728 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1686 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $809,773 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 147 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpookyWeasel | 52% | 42 |
| #2 | doredu | 51% | 68 |
| #3 | bloodyrepp | 51% | 146 |
| #4 | #RoadTo0MMR - Meaw | 50% | 173 |
| #5 | Rocco | 46% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | #RoadTo0MMR - Meaw | 50% | 173 |
| #5 | Rocco | 46% | 117 |
| #6 | Okasama3 | 46% | 94 |
| #7 | _[SVF].!Lethal_ | 45% | 78 |
| #8 | dobri322 | 39% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | #RoadTo0MMR - Meaw | 23 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | bloodyrepp | 20 | 0.0071 |
| #3 | Okasama3 | 19 | 0.0103 |
| #4 | Rocco | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | _[SVF].!Lethal_ | 5 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bloodyrepp | 432 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #2 | Rocco | 300 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #3 | #RoadTo0MMR - Meaw | 198 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #4 | _[SVF].!Lethal_ | 148 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | Okasama3 | 80 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bloodyrepp | +4.13 | 69 | 65 |
| #2 | #RoadTo0MMR - Meaw | +1.27 | 44 | 54 |
| #3 | Rocco | +1.10 | 51 | 66 |
| #4 | doredu | +0.31 | 42 | 47 |
| #5 | Purple Goat Slippers | -0.50 | 49 | 54 |





