








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 875 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4503 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,051 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2757 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3684 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 1959 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1651 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,385,123 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 910 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpookyWeasel | 55% | 55 |
| #2 | doredu | 54% | 59 |
| #3 | bloodyrepp | 54% | 240 |
| #4 | dobri322 | 52% | 62 |
| #5 | Rocco | 51% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bloodyrepp | 43 | 0.0095 |
| #2 | Okasama3 | 31 | 0.0094 |
| #3 | Purple Goat Slippers | 19 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | _[SVF].!Lethal_ | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | GameritaMangle | 5 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bloodyrepp | 658 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| #2 | Purple Goat Slippers | 475 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #3 | _[SVF].!Lethal_ | 292 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #4 | Rocco | 274 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #5 | Okasama3 | 138 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bloodyrepp | +5.01 | 72 | 63 |
| #2 | #RoadTo0MMR - Meaw | +2.97 | 46 | 54 |
| #3 | Rocco | +2.07 | 52 | 67 |
| #4 | doredu | +1.32 | 48 | 40 |
| #5 | Purple Goat Slippers | -0.26 | 52 | 51 |





