








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 185 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




72 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2045 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,816 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1076 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2163 | 45% |
| HE Grenades | 431 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 1146 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $705,058 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bloodyrepp | 45 | 0.0120 |
| #2 | #RoadTo0MMR - Meaw | 20 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | _[SVF].!Lethal_ | 7 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | Purple Goat Slippers | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | dobri322 | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bloodyrepp | 514 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #2 | Purple Goat Slippers | 231 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | #RoadTo0MMR - Meaw | 200 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #4 | Rocco | 194 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | _[SVF].!Lethal_ | 152 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bloodyrepp | +5.33 | 75 | 62 |
| #2 | #RoadTo0MMR - Meaw | +2.85 | 51 | 54 |
| #3 | Rocco | +2.77 | 56 | 66 |
| #4 | doredu | +2.05 | 35 | 30 |
| #5 | Purple Goat Slippers | -0.07 | 49 | 52 |





