








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 123 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2145 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,836 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2909 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1215 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 1908 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1804 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $409,440 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Okasama3 | 17 | 0.0108 |
| #2 | bloodyrepp | 14 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | Purple Goat Slippers | 11 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | #RoadTo0MMR - Meaw | 8 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | _[SVF].!Lethal_ | 5 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Purple Goat Slippers | 314 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #2 | bloodyrepp | 298 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #3 | #RoadTo0MMR - Meaw | 166 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | _[SVF].!Lethal_ | 154 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | Okasama3 | 61 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bloodyrepp | +4.60 | 69 | 65 |
| #2 | Rocco | +1.57 | 54 | 67 |
| #3 | #RoadTo0MMR - Meaw | +1.38 | 42 | 55 |
| #4 | Purple Goat Slippers | -1.45 | 46 | 54 |
| #5 | Okasama3 | -2.87 | 41 | 37 |





