








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 212 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1076 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,700 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1401 | 30% |
| Smokes | 459 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 1575 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1265 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $467,917 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 95 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rocco | 52% | 79 |
| #2 | bloodyrepp | 51% | 125 |
| #3 | #RoadTo0MMR - Meaw | 51% | 138 |
| #4 | dobri322 | 50% | 42 |
| #5 | Okasama3 | 48% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bloodyrepp | 29 | 0.0121 |
| #2 | #RoadTo0MMR - Meaw | 18 | 0.0067 |
| #3 | Okasama3 | 18 | 0.0095 |
| #4 | Purple Goat Slippers | 7 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | Rocco | 3 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bloodyrepp | 326 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #2 | Purple Goat Slippers | 203 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | Rocco | 181 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | #RoadTo0MMR - Meaw | 117 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | RiNeeX | 90 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bloodyrepp | +5.83 | 69 | 59 |
| #2 | #RoadTo0MMR - Meaw | +2.97 | 42 | 52 |
| #3 | Rocco | +2.90 | 57 | 67 |
| #4 | RiNeeX | +0.19 | 72 | 44 |
| #5 | Purple Goat Slippers | -0.37 | 47 | 54 |





