








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 207 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 114 matches | ||
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1604 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,257 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2944 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2484 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1311 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 2518 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $426,398 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 152 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LEVI | 61% | 142 |
| #2 | Hunter | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | Gryph | 60% | 15 |
| #4 | aut0 | 60% | 47 |
| #5 | Phantom | 58% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | AdderallEnjoyer | 54% | 67 |
| #10 | Ben- | 48% | 29 |
| #11 | icyfire48 | 48% | 23 |
| #12 | JohnnyB | 44% | 36 |
| #13 | Playoff Run | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LEVI | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Hello | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Playoff Run | 2 | 0.0067 |
| #4 | aut0 | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | EnQuest | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LEVI | 791 | 0.35 | 20 min |
| #2 | Hello | 340 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #3 | AdderallEnjoyer | 190 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | JohnnyB | 189 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| #5 | EnQuest | 146 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sammy_boy.GG | +1.58 | 78 | 61 |
| #2 | EnQuest | +1.38 | 75 | 64 |
| #3 | LEVI | +1.08 | 64 | 77 |
| #4 | Hunter | +0.96 | 81 | 58 |
| #5 | icyfire48 | +0.67 | 70 | 65 |





