








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 47 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2181 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,349 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1970 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2217 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 902 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 1260 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $847,633 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 114 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | markus.lonnegaard.2010 | 60% | 70 |
| #2 | snorrehh | 50% | 153 |
| #3 | ˜”*°•.Heier.•°*”˜ | 49% | 100 |
| #4 | aaseN | 47% | 15 |
| #5 | Kym3th | 47% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snorrehh | 418 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #2 | ˜”*°•.Heier.•°*”˜ | 245 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | markus.lonnegaard.2010 | 149 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | aaseN | 57 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #5 | brother jamal | 53 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | brother jamal | +3.03 | 81 | 60 |
| #2 | snorrehh | +2.38 | 76 | 61 |
| #3 | markus.lonnegaard.2010 | +1.13 | 84 | 56 |
| #4 | aaseN | +0.77 | 77 | 41 |
| #5 | ˜”*°•.Heier.•°*”˜ | +0.12 | 81 | 55 |





