








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 442 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3091 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,290 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2509 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2885 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2936 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2960 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,245,402 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 429 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ˜”*°•.Heier.•°*”˜ | 61% | 44 |
| #2 | Swagy5K | 60% | 70 |
| #3 | snorrehh | 58% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ˜”*°•.Heier.•°*”˜ | 61% | 44 |
| #2 | Swagy5K | 60% | 70 |
| #3 | snorrehh | 58% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ˜”*°•.Heier.•°*”˜ | 4 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | snorrehh | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Swagy5K | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snorrehh | 291 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #2 | Swagy5K | 121 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | ˜”*°•.Heier.•°*”˜ | 82 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snorrehh | +2.18 | 77 | 60 |
| #2 | markus.lonnegaard.2010 | +0.86 | 77 | 61 |
| #3 | ˜”*°•.Heier.•°*”˜ | +0.58 | 86 | 50 |
| #4 | Swagy5K | -0.97 | 73 | 57 |





