








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 106 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 152 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1773 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,481 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1804 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2177 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2206 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1294 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $503,762 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 64 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Ralph | 47% | 114 |
| #7 | Duco | 47% | 135 |
| #8 | Wally | 46% | 26 |
| #9 | Heffe | 45% | 135 |
| #10 | ☂️ papaJ | 45% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ralph | 285 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #2 | dgtl | 175 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #3 | ☂️ papaJ | 146 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | Heffe | 139 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #5 | b l u e | 118 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ralph | +2.49 | 89 | 64 |
| #2 | dgtl | +2.42 | 78 | 79 |
| #3 | Fabby | +1.54 | 77 | 49 |
| #4 | Devilicious | +0.26 | 69 | 54 |
| #5 | 𝒯𝓇𝓎𝓈𝓉 ♛ | -0.09 | 85 | 61 |





