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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 124 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
497 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,082 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 621 | 30% |
| Smokes | 495 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 577 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 389 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $147,357 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 71 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mezzerN | 50% | 4 |
| #2 | Ulsrud | 50% | 26 |
| #3 | r1as | 48% | 64 |
| #4 | 가브리엘 | 48% | 58 |
| #5 | Steelnex | 46% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Ulsrud | 50% | 26 |
| #3 | r1as | 48% | 64 |
| #4 | 가브리엘 | 48% | 58 |
| #5 | Steelnex | 46% | 13 |
| #6 | Mike | 44% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 가브리엘 | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | r1as | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | Mike | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Ulsrud | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 가브리엘 | 140 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | Mike | 110 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | r1as | 66 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | Steelnex | 47 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #5 | Ulsrud | 35 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ulsrud | +3.75 | 82 | 49 |
| #2 | 가브리엘 | +1.46 | 72 | 61 |
| #3 | Steelnex | +1.20 | 66 | 64 |
| #4 | Safiree | -0.28 | 65 | 65 |
| #5 | mezzerN | -0.37 | 74 | 70 |





