








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 422 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 165 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 153 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3522 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,459 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1657 | 11% |
| Smokes | 4974 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3916 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4912 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,294,918 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 160 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TwinN | 68% | 34 |
| #2 | Our Lord and Saver | 66% | 41 |
| #3 | pike | 55% | 38 |
| #4 | Dolphin | 53% | 130 |
| #5 | -sant0- | 53% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Iznoanygod | 46% | 357 |
| #9 | Kenny S | 45% | 56 |
| #10 | i planted a c4 at rpm raceway | 42% | 33 |
| #11 | The Flying Dutchman | 39% | 97 |
| #12 | Lucas(Pinguim) | 27% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Iznoanygod | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | 0p7day | 4 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | FC | 4 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | TwinN | 4 | 0.0150 |
| #5 | Dolphin | 3 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 0p7day | 569 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #2 | Dolphin | 261 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #3 | The Flying Dutchman | 216 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | FC | 185 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | Kenny S | 121 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TwinN | +4.58 | 82 | 59 |
| #2 | Dolphin | +3.49 | 86 | 67 |
| #3 | Kenny S | +2.21 | 80 | 63 |
| #4 | Lucas(Pinguim) | +2.15 | 78 | 59 |
| #5 | Our Lord and Saver | +2.02 | 84 | 60 |





