








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 257 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3049 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,701 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3606 | 41% |
| Smokes | 1890 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1499 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1706 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $594,724 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Loveface | 58% | 36 |
| #2 | FC | 57% | 53 |
| #3 | -sant0- | 56% | 16 |
| #4 | 0p7day | 54% | 178 |
| #5 | Kenny S | 54% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | GuiHori | 53% | 130 |
| #7 | Iznoanygod | 50% | 107 |
| #8 | pike | 48% | 21 |
| #9 | i planted a c4 at rpm raceway | 47% | 19 |
| #10 | The Flying Dutchman | 43% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GuiHori | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | Iznoanygod | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | FC | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Loveface | 3 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | -sant0- | 1 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 0p7day | 557 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #2 | FC | 253 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #3 | The Flying Dutchman | 197 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #4 | GuiHori | 132 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #5 | Loveface | 96 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dolphin | +4.42 | 87 | 66 |
| #2 | Kenny S | +2.90 | 79 | 62 |
| #3 | FC | +2.06 | 79 | 62 |
| #4 | pike | +0.61 | 65 | 48 |
| #5 | -sant0- | +0.27 | 67 | 52 |





