








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 546 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 179 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3548 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,711 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6237 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5277 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3865 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 5332 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $945,529 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 279 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -sant0- | 48% | 60 |
| #2 | Kenny S | 47% | 76 |
| #3 | Iznoanygod | 45% | 107 |
| #4 | 0p7day | 44% | 173 |
| #5 | Dolphin | 43% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | 0p7day | 44% | 173 |
| #5 | Dolphin | 43% | 40 |
| #6 | pike | 41% | 41 |
| #7 | GuiHori | 39% | 97 |
| #8 | FC | 35% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kenny S | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | -sant0- | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Iznoanygod | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Dolphin | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | 0p7day | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 0p7day | 362 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #2 | Kenny S | 218 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #3 | Dolphin | 156 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #4 | FC | 119 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #5 | -sant0- | 76 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dolphin | +4.79 | 85 | 71 |
| #2 | Kenny S | +2.38 | 82 | 65 |
| #3 | The Flying Dutchman | +0.18 | 73 | 71 |
| #4 | FC | +0.15 | 74 | 65 |
| #5 | Iznoanygod | -0.31 | 76 | 54 |





