








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 203 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 240 matches | ||
| Premier | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1991 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,975 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 714 | 14% |
| Smokes | 1358 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1366 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1537 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,358,201 of utility $222 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 304 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jaakkom | 57% | 47 |
| #2 | mikkolox | 56% | 45 |
| #3 | Joni Heikkinen | 47% | 60 |
| #4 | henkka | 47% | 320 |
| #5 | Good Hubert | 42% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Joni Heikkinen | 47% | 60 |
| #4 | henkka | 47% | 320 |
| #5 | Good Hubert | 42% | 60 |
| #6 | Ragnar Lodbrok | 39% | 38 |
| #7 | Tonotza | 37% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Good Hubert | 7 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | mikkolox | 6 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | Joni Heikkinen | 5 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | henkka | 3 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | Ragnar Lodbrok | 3 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | henkka | 353 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #2 | Joni Heikkinen | 174 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | jaakkom | 121 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | Good Hubert | 115 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | mikkolox | 58 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tonotza | +2.88 | 69 | 63 |
| #2 | henkka | +2.68 | 71 | 56 |
| #3 | jaakkom | +2.04 | 63 | 75 |
| #4 | mikkolox | +1.31 | 41 | 55 |
| #5 | Joni Heikkinen | -0.42 | 44 | 78 |





