








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 156 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3394 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,094 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3198 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3027 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2099 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3770 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $563,550 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tudo | 75% | 24 |
| #2 | Rinhoc | 71% | 28 |
| #3 | Rorschach | 68% | 22 |
| #4 | Le . G | 68% | 40 |
| #5 | N. | 67% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | dxpot | 53% | 83 |
| #11 | DUC_KoQosh .GonZO. | 53% | 40 |
| #12 | PAchE | 49% | 41 |
| #13 | Barney Stinson | 49% | 37 |
| #14 | Pantoufle | 37% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N. | 6 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | DUC_KoQosh .GonZO. | 6 | 0.0113 |
| #3 | [dA]Skunk. | 5 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | PAchE | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | Rorschach | 3 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bmaby | 236 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #2 | [dA]Skunk. | 226 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #3 | N. | 173 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | dxpot | 151 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | Pantoufle | 116 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tudo | +6.11 | 78 | 80 |
| #2 | PAchE | +3.04 | 89 | 53 |
| #3 | bmaby | +2.08 | 79 | 62 |
| #4 | SneakyZ L'Arsouille | +2.05 | 76 | 60 |
| #5 | Le . G | +1.60 | 71 | 78 |





