








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 296 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 64 matches | ||
| Premier | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 40 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2047 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,807 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2767 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3179 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2665 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2196 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $637,279 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SneakyZ L'Arsouille | 60% | 58 |
| #2 | La Glotte à Charlotte | 59% | 37 |
| #3 | Rinhoc | 59% | 22 |
| #4 | bmaby | 50% | 40 |
| #5 | N. | 48% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SneakyZ L'Arsouille | 266 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #2 | N. | 228 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | bmaby | 172 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #4 | tudo | 159 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #5 | dxpot | 119 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tudo | +5.85 | 74 | 74 |
| #2 | SneakyZ L'Arsouille | +2.40 | 76 | 63 |
| #3 | bmaby | +2.24 | 79 | 67 |
| #4 | La Glotte à Charlotte | +1.54 | 69 | 69 |
| #5 | Le . G | +0.85 | 64 | 72 |





