








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 90 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 211 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3025 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,477 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2283 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1578 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2778 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1838 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,081,699 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 82 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tudo | 56% | 112 |
| #2 | majax | 55% | 20 |
| #3 | SneakyZ L'Arsouille | 53% | 83 |
| #4 | Le . G | 52% | 92 |
| #5 | N. | 51% | 168 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | [dA]Skunk. | 48% | 63 |
| #10 | Arkoz | 44% | 32 |
| #11 | Rinhoc | 41% | 75 |
| #12 | MARLEY420_ | 41% | 44 |
| #13 | Pantoufle | 40% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rancho | 8 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | bmaby | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | N. | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | tudo | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Le . G | 4 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bmaby | 771 | 0.21 | 16 min |
| #2 | rancho | 482 | 0.25 | 17 min |
| #3 | SneakyZ L'Arsouille | 433 | 0.25 | 9 min |
| #4 | N. | 427 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #5 | tudo | 416 | 0.19 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tudo | +3.54 | 75 | 81 |
| #2 | rancho | +2.92 | 68 | 78 |
| #3 | bmaby | +1.52 | 77 | 64 |
| #4 | SneakyZ L'Arsouille | +1.48 | 70 | 64 |
| #5 | Le . G | +0.74 | 66 | 75 |





