








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 12 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 257 matches | ||
| Premier | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5139 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,955 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5795 | 31% |
| Smokes | 6080 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3146 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3934 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $702,316 of utility $67 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 33 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rancho | 64% | 66 |
| #2 | SneakyZ L'Arsouille | 58% | 48 |
| #3 | tudo | 55% | 164 |
| #4 | TAM_ | 53% | 57 |
| #5 | MARLEY420_ | 52% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Le . G | 50% | 101 |
| #10 | dxpot | 48% | 181 |
| #11 | La Glotte à Charlotte | 48% | 50 |
| #12 | Rinhoc | 48% | 130 |
| #13 | N. | 45% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N. | 10 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | tudo | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | rancho | 5 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | TAM_ | 4 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | Pantoufle | 3 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pantoufle | 762 | 0.17 | 19 min |
| #2 | tudo | 607 | 0.18 | 18 min |
| #3 | MARLEY420_ | 446 | 0.19 | 12 min |
| #4 | Rinhoc | 444 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #5 | N. | 364 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tudo | +3.90 | 75 | 81 |
| #2 | rancho | +2.20 | 65 | 75 |
| #3 | bmaby | +1.29 | 77 | 65 |
| #4 | SneakyZ L'Arsouille | +1.22 | 70 | 56 |
| #5 | Arkoz | +0.82 | 48 | 56 |





