








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 623 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 738 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Renown | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5575 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,667 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2799 | 12% |
| Smokes | 5235 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 7088 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 7545 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,500,201 of utility $252 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 350 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Vedsted | 50% | 244 |
| #10 | BotnakTonser | 48% | 301 |
| #11 | Juncker | 47% | 79 |
| #12 | WizDoms95 | 42% | 107 |
| #13 | L4cious_TTV | 40% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juncker | +3.88 | 85 | 69 |
| #2 | $hitkid | +3.05 | 68 | 78 |
| #3 | KG | +2.94 | 85 | 80 |
| #4 | FirKløver | +2.00 | 71 | 67 |
| #5 | GuggI | +1.92 | 79 | 72 |





