








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 934 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 702 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Renown | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6015 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,806 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7487 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6566 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 7572 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 7181 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,634,621 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 697 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WizDoms95 | 56% | 105 |
| #2 | FirKløver | 54% | 76 |
| #3 | Vedsted | 52% | 211 |
| #4 | Nisse51 | 50% | 369 |
| #5 | GuggI | 50% | 180 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | GokBadder | 48% | 44 |
| #11 | [ Why You Buy ] | 47% | 89 |
| #12 | L4cious_TTV | 45% | 55 |
| #13 | Dante | 44% | 82 |
| #14 | Juncker | 43% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juncker | +3.85 | 90 | 70 |
| #2 | KG | +2.66 | 84 | 81 |
| #3 | $hitkid | +2.32 | 67 | 79 |
| #4 | GuggI | +1.75 | 76 | 69 |
| #5 | FirKløver | +1.51 | 71 | 67 |





