








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 811 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 622 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Renown | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6812 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,779 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4475 | 19% |
| Smokes | 9049 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 5003 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 5252 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,591,826 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FirKløver | 56% | 94 |
| #2 | Juncker | 56% | 107 |
| #3 | [ Why You Buy ] | 56% | 36 |
| #4 | GuggI | 55% | 143 |
| #5 | L4cious_TTV | 55% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juncker | +3.24 | 85 | 75 |
| #2 | KG | +2.28 | 83 | 81 |
| #3 | $hitkid | +2.08 | 68 | 77 |
| #4 | GuggI | +1.58 | 76 | 68 |
| #5 | FirKløver | +1.38 | 76 | 65 |





