








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1513 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 841 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Renown | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10292 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 43,286 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12893 | 30% |
| Smokes | 10617 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 9693 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 10083 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,292,188 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 174 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | WizDoms95 | 49% | 129 |
| #10 | L0rteSv1n! | 48% | 466 |
| #11 | BotnakTonser | 47% | 322 |
| #12 | Juncker | 46% | 112 |
| #13 | L4cious_TTV | 41% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juncker | +3.78 | 87 | 66 |
| #2 | KG | +2.52 | 85 | 78 |
| #3 | $hitkid | +2.43 | 68 | 77 |
| #4 | GuggI | +1.63 | 77 | 69 |
| #5 | FirKløver | +1.51 | 70 | 64 |





