








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1797 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 941 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Renown | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12041 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 57,945 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 17447 | 30% |
| Smokes | 16575 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 10767 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 13156 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,177,167 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 175 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FirKløver | 57% | 130 |
| #2 | Vedsted | 54% | 312 |
| #3 | Dante | 53% | 137 |
| #4 | L4cious_TTV | 53% | 80 |
| #5 | $hitkid | 52% | 629 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Nisse51 | 51% | 488 |
| #11 | BotnakTonser | 50% | 340 |
| #12 | L0rteSv1n! | 50% | 515 |
| #13 | [ Why You Buy ] | 48% | 150 |
| #14 | Newb. | 38% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juncker | +3.74 | 87 | 70 |
| #2 | KG | +2.59 | 85 | 79 |
| #3 | $hitkid | +2.25 | 68 | 77 |
| #4 | FirKløver | +2.02 | 72 | 64 |
| #5 | GuggI | +1.41 | 78 | 68 |





