








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1808 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 730 matches | ||
| Faceit | 183 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 143 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8550 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,142 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8609 | 23% |
| Smokes | 11377 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 9983 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 8173 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,441,382 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 982 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | djavan | 54% | 150 |
| #2 | knesch | 51% | 233 |
| #3 | chinela | 50% | 250 |
| #4 | PickleRick | 49% | 316 |
| #5 | Higori | 46% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | djavan | 54% | 150 |
| #2 | knesch | 51% | 233 |
| #3 | chinela | 50% | 250 |
| #4 | PickleRick | 49% | 316 |
| #5 | Higori | 46% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chinela | 14 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | PickleRick | 7 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | djavan | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | knesch | 2 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | Higori | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PickleRick | 827 | 0.12 | 21 min |
| #2 | knesch | 626 | 0.13 | 16 min |
| #3 | djavan | 561 | 0.18 | 15 min |
| #4 | Higori | 525 | 0.28 | 14 min |
| #5 | chinela | 421 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chinela | +2.13 | 80 | 53 |
| #2 | wıcκed | +0.43 | 48 | 63 |
| #3 | knesch | +0.14 | 67 | 59 |
| #4 | djavan | -0.40 | 68 | 76 |
| #5 | Higori | -0.70 | 64 | 76 |





