








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
204 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 575 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 194 | 34% |
| Smokes | 190 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 112 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 79 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $77,868 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Augustus | 55% | 11 |
| #2 | Ivica Todoric | 47% | 15 |
| #3 | dejak | 36% | 28 |
| #4 | Sused | 35% | 26 |
| #5 | tratincica | 26% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | dejak | 36% | 28 |
| #4 | Sused | 35% | 26 |
| #5 | tratincica | 26% | 19 |
| #6 | swift | 25% | 4 |
| #7 | Nilski Konj | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Augustus | 2 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | dejak | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | tratincica | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Augustus | 30 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #2 | dejak | 26 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | Nilski Konj | 24 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| #4 | Sused | 19 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | tratincica | 18 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ivica Todoric | +1.81 | 64 | 64 |
| #2 | dejak | +1.69 | 70 | 62 |
| #3 | swift | +0.92 | 55 | 69 |
| #4 | Augustus | -1.24 | 37 | 33 |
| #5 | Sused | -1.51 | 50 | 45 |





