








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 140 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 135 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 152 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
960 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,420 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1193 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2111 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1675 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1441 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $202,636 of utility $51 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nilski Konj | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | Cereal | 55% | 11 |
| #3 | Ivica Todoric | 48% | 139 |
| #4 | dejak | 47% | 190 |
| #5 | Sused | 45% | 146 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | dejak | 47% | 190 |
| #5 | Sused | 45% | 146 |
| #6 | tratincica | 44% | 96 |
| #7 | swift | 41% | 51 |
| #8 | Wex | 23% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dejak | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | tratincica | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Sused | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | Ivica Todoric | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | swift | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dejak | 258 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #2 | Sused | 154 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #3 | Ivica Todoric | 120 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #4 | tratincica | 115 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | swift | 65 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dejak | +1.85 | 60 | 68 |
| #2 | Ivica Todoric | +0.87 | 68 | 60 |
| #3 | Wex | +0.44 | 89 | 63 |
| #4 | Augustus | -1.02 | 32 | 52 |
| #5 | Sused | -1.38 | 50 | 47 |





