








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 84 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1309 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,673 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 879 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1301 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1877 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 616 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $408,428 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 20 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nilski Konj | 48% | 31 |
| #2 | Ivica Todoric | 47% | 156 |
| #3 | dejak | 45% | 209 |
| #4 | Augustus | 45% | 146 |
| #5 | tratincica | 44% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Augustus | 45% | 146 |
| #5 | tratincica | 44% | 124 |
| #6 | swift | 43% | 60 |
| #7 | Wex | 35% | 20 |
| #8 | Cereal | 35% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Augustus | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | dejak | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | tratincica | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Cereal | 3 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | Ivica Todoric | 2 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dejak | 277 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #2 | Augustus | 237 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | Ivica Todoric | 156 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #4 | tratincica | 155 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | Nilski Konj | 98 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wex | +2.47 | 89 | 56 |
| #2 | dejak | +1.95 | 60 | 66 |
| #3 | Ivica Todoric | +1.05 | 68 | 59 |
| #4 | Augustus | -0.94 | 33 | 52 |
| #5 | Sused | -1.39 | 52 | 48 |





