








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
255 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,318 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 439 | 33% |
| Smokes | 349 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 255 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 275 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $88,346 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | dejak | 47% | 38 |
| #6 | tratincica | 45% | 20 |
| #7 | swift | 40% | 5 |
| #8 | Cereal | 25% | 8 |
| #9 | Wex | 0% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dejak | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | swift | 1 | 0.0109 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dejak | 44 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #2 | Ivica Todoric | 29 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | Sused | 20 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #4 | tratincica | 20 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | Augustus | 16 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wex | +4.11 | 86 | 52 |
| #2 | Augustus | +2.24 | 46 | 50 |
| #3 | dejak | +1.64 | 66 | 64 |
| #4 | Ivica Todoric | +1.54 | 59 | 61 |
| #5 | swift | +0.86 | 46 | 57 |





